Happy Meal – Mc. Whatever

Yesterday no body at home. So, no cooking.

Went to KFC and see the long Q. Left KFC (dun wan to Q)
Went Mc. Donalds, long Q also. Left Mc. Donalds also

Drive and drive in town and thinking what to eat. Suddenly saw a hawker stall just at the road side. Dunno what the hawker sell. But just a few table of ppl there and see all ppl have plate on their table (a sign that all food are arrived and no need to wait)

Stop immediately and look what he is selling.
Oh! Fried Kwee Teow and fried Lo Bak Ko (carrot cake- direct translate.)

Order to Ta Bao a large set Lo Bak Ko and cost RM 3.00.

On the way back, pass by a mamak stall and saw Tandoori Chicken.

Stop by and order a Tandoori Chicken. RM 4.50

No bad combination of Chinese food and Indian food.

‘Happy Meal’ from Mc. Whatever

Lo Bak Ko + Tandoori Chicken RM 7.50 (not inclusive WTF Tax)

My Humps

boring afternoon, looking at channel 50, then turn into 52, then 53, then suddently turn into MTV.

the song from Black Eyed Peas turns up - My Humps ( one of my currently fav.) haha...

My Humps.... for a guy like me, i think the one and only biggest hump i got is my stomach. (poor guy)


Artist:Black Eyed Peas
Album:Monkey Business
Title:My Humps

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these scrubbers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna Karen,
they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me
What you gon’ do with all that junk? A
ll that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby,
you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u, She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

saturday!

well, today is saturday.

send sms to Elaine. Ask her wanna come out tonite.

reply: no le....

nvm, i still go lot of fren! bye Elaine!

Station 1

Went to Station 1, Kajang. This is not the first time I’ve been there but it is the first time to ‘enjoy’ the live band there.

‘Enjoy’…I think this is not the right word.

Actually the environment is ok but one thing not good is the place is too big.

Once the space is too big and nothing to absorb the sound, the echo become big.

I could not hear the word from the singer nor my fren. What I heard is most ppl screaming talking.

Not a good place to hang out. However the beer is cheap! Skol - RM 35/bucket

Sexy Babe (Baby)

As I mentioned yesterday, Maverick and Agnes have their first baby girl - Saw Xin Yi.

Finally, I have the picture of their baby. Very cute.

Thanx Mav. for sending this lovely picture!

Whateverthing : mmm… Mav, if I still not marry for the next eighteen years, can I marry your daughter?

Finally, I’m back.

After five days of rushing here and there, finally today can sit in front of my lovely notebook and serf the net.

Mostly because of one fren newly open a pub and need to be there.

Secondly one of my best fren’s wife get birth a lovely baby girl.

Thirdly, another one of my best fren’s wife get birth a lovely baby boy.

Forth, my best fren at all time- Maverick came back from China for a few days for visa and some business arrangement.

Most of the time I was with Mav. and almost everyday reach home around 3am.

Now he is in Shang Hai.

May be I’ll go Shang Hai during Hari Raya. May be.

One Minute Silence

Our Prime Minister’s wife, Datin Paduka Seri Endon Mahmood passed away this morning after a lengthy struggle with breast cancer. She was 64 years old. She passed away in the PM’s official residence at 7:55am this morning.

Deepest condolences to Pak Lah.

Cruelty... Plain EVIL! -by Ying Yi

As a dog lover, feel pity to read the news on a German Shepard 'neglected' by her owner .

Atually i'm planning to do a blog on this issue. However, after reading Ying Yi's blog, I decided to borrow the whole blog from her with her permision. Thanx Ying Yi.

The purpose to borrow her blog is to get as much people to sign the PETITION initiated by the SPCA to raise the cruelty fine . The SPCA needs a 100,000 signatures.

Please click the PETITION and help!

Cruelty... Plain EVIL! Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - Ying Yi

Did you read about the engineer who admitted to "neglecting" his German Shepard and letting it suffered was ONLY SLAPPED with a RM100 fine!!!

That brainless heartless Bas***d was charged with allowing his dog's health to deteriorate and its body infested with ticks and not providing appropriate medical attention.

Althought the vet tried to safe the dog, but it was too little too late, and have to put the dog to sleep to end its misery.

The reason for his negleting? and I quote "too busy with personal matters and house moving to look after the canine."

"The tick infestation was a small problem and there was enough food and water for the dog, which was already old and sickly anyway,” the Bas***d, told the court.

and he was slapped with ONLY RM100 fine!!!!! RM100!!!!

This has caused an outrage among the animal lovers.










The bas***d. By the way, why is he hiding??!!













Poor Dog

So, fellow animal lovers, I STRONGLY URGE YOU to sign the PETITION initiated by the SPCA Malaysia to raise the cruelty fine. The SPCA needs a 100,000 signatures.

So, come on, click on the link, and help. It only takes you 5 min to do make a difference. I am SURE the animal will thank you for spending your 5 min.

And if you are thinking of getting an animal, please consider adopting.

Thank you very much!

Why am I buying these stuff?

My one and only worker- Willy, highly recommend fishing is a good leisure activity. Some more, yesterday he went fishing with his fren and get 5 big fishes and 3 small fish!

He told me how fun is it, how enjoy he is, how skillful he is……

I’m not a fishing fan but no harm to have a try.

Afternoon, went to a shop which selling fishing equipment. The lady boss recommend this ,that and those…..

Total damage buying fishing equipment: RM 98.50. (Lady boss said it is a very special offer price specially for me only!!!) (ya-ka?)

mmm…. Why am I buying these stuff? I never fish although I wrote my hobby is fishing in standard 3 essay exam.

Maybe I’ll start fishing in near future.

Miracle

Yesterday my brother was sick. On the way driving back home, he gave me a call and want me to take him to the clinic to consult a doctor.

The voice came out from the phone like half dead. It must be serious. I think.

Once he reach home, he just gave a horn and came out quickly and bring him to the clinic.

Once reach the clinic, lot of ppl waiting there. My brother just sit in the waiting area and wait for his turn.

His face show how suffer he is.

He has abdominal cramps, vomiting and dizziness after consuming some food. Mmm…. symptoms of food poisoning.

When I look around, most of the ppl waiting there has a ‘suffering face’. Mmm… they must be very sick.

After about an hour waiting there, (yeah! One solid hour!) finally is his turn.
Doctor checks here and there, confirm! Food poisoning!

After 5 minutes of doctor’s consultation, brother walk out from the room. ‘suffer face’ no more. What a miracle!

While waiting to get the medicine, I notice most of the patient has such behavior.

May be they think their ill is very bad. Once doctor play a psychological role there, actually their sickness is not that bad. A relieve for them and ‘suffer face’ automatically turns off.

Miracle.

Cauliflower vs. Broccoli

Today afternoon as I pass by a school, the traffic is so bad. Car move so slow.

Just about passing a crowd of ppl, found out that there is a minor accident happened between two SLK (Small Little Kancil).

As famous Malaysian culture, most ppl drive slow or even stop to look for the plate number.

Two middle age aunty are arguing right middle of the crowd. Believe is the SLK owner. Wait a minute!!!! Two aunty with permed hair!!! Hahaha… just remind me that Michael Ooi’s Blog. He bloged on the housewife’s trademark -- cauliflower hairstyle.

Quote: Michael Ooi 11 0ct 2005—
“You know, their trademark cauliflower hairstyle ? If a fly were to crash into that thicket of intertwined network of permed hairs, that insect's not gonna make it out alive. And for some really extreme case, could even be a perfect sanctuary for Aedes mosquitoes.”

Unfortunately I didn’t bring my camera to shoot picture. However, I’ll show u the scenario by famous Whateverthing Inc. style drawing - Cauliflower vs. Broccoli

Life can be so simple

After suffer about one month of ‘depression’, finally today get a relieve. The unpleasant feeling has been removed.

Just happen to read some article from news paper. A short sentence captures my attention.

‘a person need to fight for what they want; not thinking what they deserved’

For the pass few weeks, my mood is not that good cos bad thing happened and life is not that smooth. It has lead me to be in a negative side.

Always think that why I dun deserve this and deserve that.

Well, it is not the time to think why I still not get what I want. Still more effort need to put in. The road is still far too long to think what I deserve.

More effort needed. Fight for it.

Yeah. Some time a short sentence will change the point of view or solve some unsolved problem.

Well, it’s life.

A pride on the police force

After reading the comment related "IGP's son in alleged scam to sell Ramadan Bazaar lots" from 郑丁贤《星洲日报》副总编辑, I’m agreed with few point of view.

IGP Mohd Bakri Omar, as a father, is very hurt over the arrest of one of his twin sons by the ACA.

The same Mohd Bakri Omar, as a IGP, who has never tolerated corruption (in the force) - “Let’s leave the ACA to complete its investigations.”

The statement “Let’s leave the ACA to complete its investigations.” by IGP Mohd Bakri Omar show’s that the professional practice of a member of police force.

As for the current status and authority by IGP Mohd Bakri Omar, this issue may never be reveal to the public. However, no party stops ACA to continue further investigation on this issue and publish it in the major newspaper in the country.

No doubt, as a IGP, the way he manage and deal with this issue will give a good example to the police force.

A pride on the police force.

Wedding Diner - Part 2

Wow! What a diner had yesterday! Mmm… what word to describe?..…
ah! ‘Cin Cai”

First, I sit with two other fren on a table. Diner almost start, still no ppl turn up at our table. Still three of us. The bride invited us to sit to another table.

Uh? Is this a small table? I think this table can only fit 8 ppl. Well, nvm-lah. Give face-mah.

The diner start without our notice, the groom and the bride come in quietly and sit on their table. Once they sit, the first official dish comes out. So simple? No Kitaro music? No Sammi music? No any music?

The waiter serve me with Chinese tea first. After a glass, I request for Coke. Immediately, he took my glass away and pour out the Chinese tea and fill with Coke. Without forgetting, he also put on some ice. WTF service is this??? No extra clean glass-liao???

My fren complain on no beer serve. As I was looking for the beer lady, she always hanging on a few table only. She seems to avoid to serve more beer. I only get the beer once I call another waitress. Finally beer came. Yum Sing!!!!

The most suffering part for Chinese Wedding Diner is kara-ok section. Those uncle and aunty rush up to the small stage to perform their ‘given’ telent. The high decibel noise plus all classic Chinese love song flow all over the hall and make me noxious.

Current day, those part time Wedding Diner Singer have their private CD. They bring cheap pirated old song CD for the DJ to perform their very best- sing with soul and tear and fart and whatever shit. Some even have the disco turn table remix version!!! (surface damage on the cheap scale pirated CD)

Well, is the third dish- steam fish. Just like fashion show, the bride quickly changed the evening gown and start the ‘yum sing’ section with the attendant. Well, is our table’s turn.

YUM…… SING……

I drink drink and drink until lost count on how many glasses.

Ppl on the left come and yum sing,
ppl on the right come and yum sing,
ppl on the front come and yum sing,
ppl on the back come and yum sing,

The worst part, a drunk uncle dunno come from which hell come and yum sing.

Without thinking, I call the one and only lady to give a solid Hennessey without ice (about a glass full) and give to this asshole uncle.

Whateverthing : Uncle! Come! Bottoms up! (pass the solid Hennessey to uncle)
(I’m holding Chinese Tea)

Whateverthing: Uncle! YUM………. tiu nia SING!!!!!!!!!! ( bottoms up!!!!)

When the diner end, uncle vomit like hell and whateverthing smile like evil devil.

Uncle, Tiu Nia Sing!!!!

Wedding diner - Part 1

I am invited to a wedding diner tonight by the bride. Sound strange to have a wedding diner middle of the week right?

Well, some rumor flying here and there on this wedding diner.

Incidence:

1.They ‘pat to’ for about one year plus and decided to have wedding after two year.

2.no invitation card is printed and distributed

3.Just invite to a wedding diner via phone call and sms. SMS???? yeah. right.

4.Wedding diner at Thursday evening.

5.not much ppl are invited

Well, for me, I dun care what rumor is flying from the haven to hell.

I only hoping this is a good start for this couple.

Bless both of you.

CDS Account

Finally I’ve opened a CDS account. Actually I’ve stock trading during my college time. However, that time is instructed by my father. What stock he feels good, he will invest for me. U must be thinking I’m earning a lot…. Too bad to say, the situation is totally at the opposite site.Until today, I still can’t sell off some donkey ass stock. Ahhh…. My money stuck there!!!!

Well, I can start to have my own stock trading now. ( Finally) mmm… what do u recommend?

I think the best stock is Whateverthing Inc.( WET) Listed in NYSE

New Feature in Whateverthing Inc.

just added SayBox into my blog.

u can just type simple shoutout there.

one thing not good : it takes more time to load.

i'm still using so call 56k more damn modem

Mysterious Maid

Do you have encountered this situation before?

I have a maid. Every time after she takes a bath, no one of us dare to enter the bath room. We must wait at least half hour then enter.

Every time when she comes out from the bath room, a strong smell comes out.
I’m wonder what she is doing inside.

What smell… is something like strong naftalina plus chlorine.

( naftalina mostly white in colour and used to avoid cockroach. highly poison!)
(cholrine transparent in colour and used in the swimming pool. Highly toxic! )

I asked a friend who is a doctor and advice for an answer.

Whateverthing: hi doc. After hearing what I’ve suffered from my maid, what the problem she is having?

Doc: mmm…. For about ten donkey years of experience, I’ve never come across this case.
What normally she is having during meal?

Whateverthing: just like us. What we eat she will eat. Nothing extra.

Doc: mmm…. I think she is having extra u all have not eat.

Whateverthing: what you mean by that?

Doc: I think she is eating naftalina and drink chlorine for her supper.

Whateverthing: KNNCCB!!!!

Change of Flavor

May be due to the growing age, one day older and older, my taste preference has changed.

Still remember I was a kid, I like to eat sweet things and junk food. Just like bandaraya…. What you give, what I’ll eat.

During kid time, I hate to eat bitter food. Prefer soft drink and all those junk food. Not junk enough, no way!!!!

As I grow older and older, day by day, I prefer salty food than sweet food. Prefer to drink plain water and tea than soft drink. Beer still not my preference. (although I can drink)

More health conscious now.

One thing I still lack is doing exercise. Need to have discipline for exercise section.

Whateverthing Inc. Quiz Time

Whateverthing Inc. Quiz Time

1 What is the hot issue in Malaysia last few month?
a. AP ( Air Pollution)
b. AP ( A Pek)
c. AP ( Abang Pendek)
d. AP ( Approve Permit)

2 Unsolved Mistery of AP
a. Who approved AP?
b. Why approved majority to 4 person?
c. Based on what criteria to approve?
d. Can I apply and get one? ( Cina A Pek)

3 The Best Actress Award 2005 (Cry n Tear Section)
a. Pn. Raf
b. Cik Siti
c. Sharifa

4 Job of a Minister
a. fly oversea when there is a problem
b. do operation when there is a problem
c. clear annual leave when there is a problem
d. cry when there is a problem

5 Best Selling Shampoo 2005
a. Johnson & Johnson ( No More Tears)
b. Follow Me
c. Rejoice

6 The best part of MyKad
a. get within 2 month with no compound
b. get after 90 days with a compound of RM 100
c. last minutes application with special offer of No Compound plus Lucky Draw!

7 The job of Malaysian Astronaut
a. do space research
b. eat roti canai
c. wear batik
d. Sing ‘Negaraku’ all the way from the earth to space.

8 What is the Best Time for paying Traffic Parking Saman and Speeding Saman?
a. Pay the Saman immediately in Traffic Department without rayuan.
b. Wait for the expired period because there is a 50% discount offered.
c. no need to pay ( relek-la bro, ku in ada member kat dalam)
d. Settle on the spot.( give kopi treatment)

9 Which department likes to drink kopi most?
a. Traffic department
b. Bandaraya
c. JPJ
d. Project Department

10 Why people like to be government servant?
a. no need to improve productivity also can get salary
b. can have breakfast until 11am, lunch until 3pm and be at home around 4pm
c. no need to work hard also can get 1 to 1 ½ month bonus.
d. no need to learn English

11 The best thing can do when there is a red traffic light
a. counting the number of motorcycle still drive pass it
b. see the leng lui on the next car
c. talk in the handphone without using handfree.
d. dick nose for gold

12 The most sex appear after 1am on the street
a. Male
b. Female
c. A Kua
d. Un-identifiable

13 How to show the love to your country?
a. sing ‘Negaraku’ at the cinema
b. bring own private ‘Cili sos’ to London and promote our lovely food culture
c. stick 500pcs of small flag on red hot little Kancil and apply for Malaysia Book of Records
d. put on flag on the back sit of super twin turbo Honda C70 motorcycle and round Merdeka Square for 10 round.

Score:
No Laugh
Abnormal if you are not Malaysian

Laugh for 1 to 2 minutes
good to exercise your lung and face muscle.

Laugh for 2 to 5 minutes
great sense of humor

Laugh more than 5 minutes
need to book a place at Tanjong Rambutan

overnight

My youngest brother going to stay a night in his girlfriend’s house.

My mom said : you can not sleep in her room. Sleep in the living room.

(can you believe a guy will sleep in the living room when he is alone with his girlfriend?)

For me, sure 100% i guaran-your-damn-tee I’ll not.

Whateverthing said : play safe save. Dun forget to wear condom.

Guess Maps

i've added the 'Guess Maps' right at the bottom of this page. It is the small icon with the globe picture.

i think more than a month still no body place any massage on it.... : (

it is easy to use.

just click on the 'Guess Map' icon and it will popup another window.

then click the ' Hide Welcome Message'

then click the 'Post' icon which is the first icon on the top.

after that, click ' ok' on the massage appear.

the picture with a hand will show up and u pin the pin at your country.

massage box will come out and please pose any massage on it.

pleaseeee give a little bit of encouragement-la... ok?

Fucked by Dog

Once I’ve enter the gate, my dog, Ryan came to me and showing an excite face. He seems want to play.

Without letting him down, I quickly rub his head and play with him. After a few minutes, this little asshole climb up my left foot and posses the famous ‘doggie style’ one my left foot with a tremendous speed!!!!

WFT!!!! This little ass hole is raping my left foot!!!! Some more the inner part of his cock touches my left foot!!!! Feel damn disgusting!!!!

Without any delay, tie this little asshole up before any damage is done.

First time experience: Fucked by Dog

Confusion day

Feel confuse today. The girl that I’ve ‘feel’ last time ( not so long ago)send me a massage:

how r u lately? Long time n news from u. y always MIA?

Look at the massage, I flash back my memory with some incidence happen not so long ago which lead me not to contact this girl.

During CNY, I call her up and wish to spend a day with her in the shopping mall. Finally end up sitting in her house watching stupid TV show. The reason given is her fren will come to her house soon. WTF, I’ve date u first before CNY and u said only that day u r free and now some stupid excuse come out?

Another incidence happened few months back. As I was walking in Time Square, I saw some lovely Japanese candy and decided to buy for her as she said she is having some project on going and need to stay in the office late for the next few days. Brought the candy and drive for 1 hour plus to reach her Klang residence. Outside her house, I make a phone call. (I didn’t tell her that I’m in front of her house)

Whateverthing : hey, leng lui, r u at house?

ML : yup. No body date-ma…. hehe

Whateverthing : I saw some lovely Japanese candy in Time Square and I brought it for u.

ML : thanx. That’s sweet.

Whateverthing : ( happy) no-la, just think of u at that time-ma.

ML : hehe…

Whateverthing : give u another surprise. I’m in front of your house.

ML : what? U reach liao?

Whateverthing : yup. Come out la. I wanna see .

ML :err…. I can’t take now….can u pass to my mom?

Whateverthing : why? I just want to see u and pass it to you.

ML : err…. Actually, I’m not in my house.

Whateverthing : Ok-la.... I’ll pass to your mom. ( full of disappointment and curiosity)


One conclusion can be made: The sincerity is not there.

Even I do not have the six sense, also know what happen.

Please leave me alone. I’ll not call u again.

first experience

yesterday i send my worker to Bank Simpanan Nasional to transfer the money to her family in Sabah.

as we pass the bank, we saw two long Q was there and wonder we need to do the banking today. my worker show the sour face cos if he dun send the money back, sure he'll be fucked.

this is the first time i walk in into the 'famous' Bank Simpanan Nasional in my area. first of all, i need to find the information counter cos i'll like to know whether they have the service of ATM money transfer.

after half day search, where the hell is the fucking counter? now i only know the 'famous' BSN has no so call information counter in my area.

ok. that's fine. then i find the numbering mechine for number taking.

omg, where the hell the fucking machine hide? searching hi and low, there is no so call 'numbering machine' in the famous BSN.

so, we need to do the traditional way as twenty years back-- Q up the long Q and wait for your turn.

i can't imagine this situation still can be happened. this is the worst bank i've enter.

luckly i am not using any service of BSN.

no spam!

i hate spam!

for the few post, once i've post the blog, i'll received some comments from some asshold and introduce to their viagra website.

i hate unwanted comments!

so anoying until need to turn on word verification to help prevent comment spam.

after i've done, the first comments i've received is from KY, thanks buddy!