Whateverthing Inc. Quiz Time
Whateverthing Inc. Quiz Time
1 What is the hot issue in Malaysia last few month?
a. AP ( Air Pollution)
b. AP ( A Pek)
c. AP ( Abang Pendek)
d. AP ( Approve Permit)
2 Unsolved Mistery of AP
a. Who approved AP?
b. Why approved majority to 4 person?
c. Based on what criteria to approve?
d. Can I apply and get one? ( Cina A Pek)
3 The Best Actress Award 2005 (Cry n Tear Section)
a. Pn. Raf
b. Cik Siti
c. Sharifa
4 Job of a Minister
a. fly oversea when there is a problem
b. do operation when there is a problem
c. clear annual leave when there is a problem
d. cry when there is a problem
5 Best Selling Shampoo 2005
a. Johnson & Johnson ( No More Tears)
b. Follow Me
c. Rejoice
6 The best part of MyKad
a. get within 2 month with no compound
b. get after 90 days with a compound of RM 100
c. last minutes application with special offer of No Compound plus Lucky Draw!
7 The job of Malaysian Astronaut
a. do space research
b. eat roti canai
c. wear batik
d. Sing ‘Negaraku’ all the way from the earth to space.
8 What is the Best Time for paying Traffic Parking Saman and Speeding Saman?
a. Pay the Saman immediately in Traffic Department without rayuan.
b. Wait for the expired period because there is a 50% discount offered.
c. no need to pay ( relek-la bro, ku in ada member kat dalam)
d. Settle on the spot.( give kopi treatment)
9 Which department likes to drink kopi most?
a. Traffic department
b. Bandaraya
c. JPJ
d. Project Department
10 Why people like to be government servant?
a. no need to improve productivity also can get salary
b. can have breakfast until 11am, lunch until 3pm and be at home around 4pm
c. no need to work hard also can get 1 to 1 ½ month bonus.
d. no need to learn English
11 The best thing can do when there is a red traffic light
a. counting the number of motorcycle still drive pass it
b. see the leng lui on the next car
c. talk in the handphone without using handfree.
d. dick nose for gold
12 The most sex appear after 1am on the street
a. Male
b. Female
c. A Kua
d. Un-identifiable
13 How to show the love to your country?
a. sing ‘Negaraku’ at the cinema
b. bring own private ‘Cili sos’ to London and promote our lovely food culture
c. stick 500pcs of small flag on red hot little Kancil and apply for Malaysia Book of Records
d. put on flag on the back sit of super twin turbo Honda C70 motorcycle and round Merdeka Square for 10 round.
Score:
No Laugh
Abnormal if you are not Malaysian
Laugh for 1 to 2 minutes
good to exercise your lung and face muscle.
Laugh for 2 to 5 minutes
great sense of humor
Laugh more than 5 minutes
need to book a place at Tanjong Rambutan
1 What is the hot issue in Malaysia last few month?
a. AP ( Air Pollution)
b. AP ( A Pek)
c. AP ( Abang Pendek)
d. AP ( Approve Permit)
2 Unsolved Mistery of AP
a. Who approved AP?
b. Why approved majority to 4 person?
c. Based on what criteria to approve?
d. Can I apply and get one? ( Cina A Pek)
3 The Best Actress Award 2005 (Cry n Tear Section)
a. Pn. Raf
b. Cik Siti
c. Sharifa
4 Job of a Minister
a. fly oversea when there is a problem
b. do operation when there is a problem
c. clear annual leave when there is a problem
d. cry when there is a problem
5 Best Selling Shampoo 2005
a. Johnson & Johnson ( No More Tears)
b. Follow Me
c. Rejoice
6 The best part of MyKad
a. get within 2 month with no compound
b. get after 90 days with a compound of RM 100
c. last minutes application with special offer of No Compound plus Lucky Draw!
7 The job of Malaysian Astronaut
a. do space research
b. eat roti canai
c. wear batik
d. Sing ‘Negaraku’ all the way from the earth to space.
8 What is the Best Time for paying Traffic Parking Saman and Speeding Saman?
a. Pay the Saman immediately in Traffic Department without rayuan.
b. Wait for the expired period because there is a 50% discount offered.
c. no need to pay ( relek-la bro, ku in ada member kat dalam)
d. Settle on the spot.( give kopi treatment)
9 Which department likes to drink kopi most?
a. Traffic department
b. Bandaraya
c. JPJ
d. Project Department
10 Why people like to be government servant?
a. no need to improve productivity also can get salary
b. can have breakfast until 11am, lunch until 3pm and be at home around 4pm
c. no need to work hard also can get 1 to 1 ½ month bonus.
d. no need to learn English
11 The best thing can do when there is a red traffic light
a. counting the number of motorcycle still drive pass it
b. see the leng lui on the next car
c. talk in the handphone without using handfree.
d. dick nose for gold
12 The most sex appear after 1am on the street
a. Male
b. Female
c. A Kua
d. Un-identifiable
13 How to show the love to your country?
a. sing ‘Negaraku’ at the cinema
b. bring own private ‘Cili sos’ to London and promote our lovely food culture
c. stick 500pcs of small flag on red hot little Kancil and apply for Malaysia Book of Records
d. put on flag on the back sit of super twin turbo Honda C70 motorcycle and round Merdeka Square for 10 round.
Score:
No Laugh
Abnormal if you are not Malaysian
Laugh for 1 to 2 minutes
good to exercise your lung and face muscle.
Laugh for 2 to 5 minutes
great sense of humor
Laugh more than 5 minutes
need to book a place at Tanjong Rambutan
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