Total embarrassment

Just now I’m riding motorcycle out to do something. I stopped in front of the traffic light and wait for the green light to proceed.

Once the light turn green, I full the oil and go. Dunno why my shoe at my right foot fell down on the road.

As I was on hold and trying to get my shoe, the stupid car behind me start horn at me. I can’t get my shoes….

I just left my shoes lying on the road and let the car behind cross over it.

Poor shoe…

an orange a day

i'm having an orange a day for around pass two weeks. mmm... if u ask anything special happen? healthier?

the answer is : nothing special.

one thing for sure : i shit very smooth.

Fren : S.O.B.

Some of you might have some ‘special’ fren who like to take advantage on you. No exceptional for me. Just few days before, this lovely lady call me up and some advantage has been taken off…. Shit!

One sunny afternoon, my phone rang….

Since one year plus this number never show up on my hp…..

J : wei, leng chai, long time never hear from u, how r u?

Whateverthing : ok-lah, still living, whatzup?

J : I just gave birth liao. A lovely baby boy.

Whateverthing : oh! Congrat, but I thought another few month only give birth?

J : already 9 mth-liao…long time u never contact me liao…hehe…

J : btw, I need some favor from u… r u free?

Whateverthing : ok. What is it?

J : please help me to buy XX brand Chinese Herbal.

Whateverthing : er.. it also sell near ur place ah…

J : no-la, my fren said only sell in the Chinese Medicine Hall near your house.

Whateverthing : well, ok-la.

The best part come after I’ve promise her to buy the stupid fucking medicine…..

J : can u send it to my house?

WTF!!!! I need to travel 35 minutes and pass two fucking TOLL before reaching her house.

Whateverthing : er…

J : u dunwan to help me-meh?

Whateverthing : ok-la ( with so disappointing tone)

Whateverthing think: WTF!!! Like this also can-ah!!! KNNCCB!!!!

What happen to her fucking husband?
Can’t he drive to my house and take the fucking medicine?
Can’t he go direct to the shop and buy?
Useless dick!!!! Really ‘ hye yan’!!!! ( Cunt man)
Next time I’ll not answer her fucking call!!!!

Privacy Needed

I think I’m the luckiest guy in the world cos I’m having a very caring mom.

She so care on my daily activity until open up my drawer and check all my stuff inside. Lucky I’ve no porn movie inside my drawer.

She read all the wedding card that I’ve received. She know when I will have a wedding diner and ask all the good question such as your fren getting married to a guy-oh? WTF!!!! Of course a girl married to a guy in Malaysia!!!!

The second question normally will be: your fren there sure got a lot of female fren…. go and know them la…. may be got chance…. WTF!!!! I like to live alone!!!! Dun wan any GF now!!!!!

Follow by the question: this is who’s son or daughter…. (Who the hell I know their parents is?)

Q: what their parent doing? I have no interest or care what the fucking job they are doing. I just know their children and currently they invite me to their wedding diner. That’s all!

Recently one of my fren give birth and ask me to buy her some Chinese herbal medicine. She opens the whole pack and check WTF is inside the package. I pretend not seeing it until yesterday she come and ask stupid question: what happen to you? U want to drink this? WTF!!!! This is for female who get birth to a child!!!! I want to drink this? Use some common sense la!!!!

With all the incidence, now I will lock my drawer and keep all the mail inside.( she read all the mail – maxis statement, bank advice, insurance policy reminder, birthday card, wedding card…..)

Thanx mom, but I need some privacy.

Rock Star INXS

long time never update on the reality show: Rock Star: INXS and dunno the result of current competition.

finally, i logon to the webside and have an update.

wow! left three constestant only! J.D. , Mig, and Marty

i think three of these constentant are strong and tellented but i did like to see Mig or Marty to become the lead singer of INXS.

love our river

our government launch the campaign of 'Cintai Sungai Kita' ( Love Our River) to protect our river from pollution.

we must not throw rubbish or unwanted things into our beloved river.... including this:




mom always says: dun shit anywhere. got you!!!!

Mc.Delivery

I just received a promotion brochure from Mc. Donalds regarding Mc.Delivery. It promotes one phone number for the nationwide order and delivers to your doorstep.

After looking into the detail of the brochure, I found out that all the information are written firstly, English, then Malay and then Chinese.

Turn into the second page, and see the instruction on how to order. A few simple step written there.

1. Choose anything from the menu.
2. First pick up the phone and dial the number of McDelivery.
3. Press 1 for English or 2 for Bahasa Malaysia.
4. and so on……

Looking into the instruction number 3, some questions come out from my mind….

1.Is the Mc.Delivery service specially design only for English or Malay Speaking people?
2.what about Cina ‘A Pek’ and 'India ‘Aci’?
3.Cina ‘A Pek’ and India ‘Aci’ who dunno both English and Malay language are not suppose to order from the service of Mc.Delivery?????

The marketing team may neglected the purchasing power form Cina ‘A Pek’ and India ‘Aci’.

Let’s take an exemption: (below figure are taken from The World Factbook by CIA)

* Total population for Malaysia ( July 2005 est.) : 23,953,136
* ‘A Pek’ plus ‘ Aci’ who are willing to purchase from Mc.Donalds via Mc. Delivery are 1% ( very conservative figure).
* So, the amount is : 239,531 ppl
* Let say, they are willing to purchase the cheapest item –Apple Pie ( RM 2.50)
* Potential turnover is 239,531 X RM 2.50 = RM 598,827.50
* Which also mean, the potential sales lost are at least RM 598 827.50 if ONLY 1% of ‘A Pek’ and ‘Aci’ are willing to buy the cheapest item from the menu but could not understand the instruction from the automated phone answering system.

Luckily, there are some ‘call agent’ are prepared by Mc.Donalds to ease out the problem.

Personally , I suggest at least a few language must install into automatic phone answering system like the major cell phone service provider in the country - at lease English, Chinese, Malay and Indian Language.

Furong Jiejie (芙蓉姐姐) aka Sister Furong

Long time never feel so free as tonight. Decided to browse all night long. Browsing, browsing and browsing suddenly a name attract my attention – Furong Jiejie (芙蓉姐姐) aka Sister Furong

If you don't know who Furong Jiejie is, apparently she is mainland China's biggest internet celebrity.

Furong Jiejie (芙蓉姐姐) aka Sister Furong was a student from the rural area of central Shaanxi province in China, who could not gain admission to two of the top universities in Beijing. She had her revenge, popping up on the Internet bulletin boards of the two varsities, accompanied by suggestive photographs and text.

By looking the photo by Furong Jiejie , most of the photos are chest thrusting out, body bending in 'S' shape and making suggestive poses in tight and translucent clothes. Mmm… why she pose like that? Anyone can give me an answer?

After admiring the ‘sexy and beautiful’ photo, then reading thru the 27 commence by the bloggers.

The result: all are in the negative form!!!!

我日你全家的女人：我先日你娘 在去日你姑 在日你姐 在日你妹妹 日过你妹妹 在日你老奶奶 就不日你 因为你让我恶心　2005-09-05 20:03:27

Translation: I fuck the entire female member in your family: first, I’ll fuck your mother, then your elder sister, then your younger sister, and then your grandma but you. Because you are disgusting

Another photo I found interesting is this:


It reminds me that a song from Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy (feat. Shawna)

If I not mistaken, the lyric goes: I wanna lick lick lick lick from your head to your toe.....

( would you like Furong lick lick lick lick lick lick from your head to your toe?)

Benglish Translator by Kenny Sia

just read RamboTan's Blog and discovered something interesting from kennysia.com

kennysia.com has a Benglish Translator which can translate your normal blog to 'Ah Beng' Blog.

kinda funny.

Best Actor and Best Actress

It has been a few days never sit in front of my computer until yesterday night.

Not very bz but my grandfather (mother side) has passed away. Not feeling sad or something special cos for the pass twenty over year, I think I never speak more than ten sentence with him.

He is a quiet type.

The funeral is conducted in the real Buddhism way. No ‘na mo lou’ or ‘sai kong’ appear. Just a simple Buddhism funeral ceremony and that’s it.

I think this is the good way for the funeral cos it is clean and the environment is good.

I prefer this type of ceremony when I die.

The best part of my grandpa dead is – there are no ‘best actor or best actress’ performing professional crying.

My aunty and uncle are strong. No crying just feeling sad only.

I still remember my grandmother (father side) passed away, all the best actor and actress ( aunty and uncle) cry like hell and dunno for what. All the ppl know how they behave. Crying not for the sake of grandmother passed away but grandmother did not tell them where the money and gold she hides. WTF!!!! I really want to propose them for the category of ‘best cry’ in Oscar Award.

Yesterday night, something strange happened. A butterfly was in my house. A big one. Refreshed back my memory, after my grandmother (father side), grandmother (mother side and currently grandfather (mother side) dead, the same type of butterfly appear. It is coincidence? I think wanna proposed for investigation on Malaysian’s X-File. Do you have the same experience?