Malaysia Book of Records

Being a Malaysian, actually I feel proud. (proud in what term?) We have a beautiful country and wonderful people.

Being one of the Malaysia’s culture, we have a bunch of super patriotic people living in high Malaysia Boleh spirit are trying to break all those meaningless so call ‘Malaysia’s Record’ everyday.

Malaysia Book Of Records - a brilliant idea of promoting the ideology of ‘what people outside Malaysia can do, so as we’.

By review back some record, here are some record that set by some ‘Malaysia Bolehan’:

Tallest lamppost in Malaysia
Biggest moon cake in Malaysia
Longest lemang in Malaysia
Largest ‘ye sang’ in Malaysia
Longest sate fair in Malaysia and so on……( actually I don’t wish to know more)

Personally, I do not have any offence with those ‘bolehan’. Well, they have their right to do the things that like as long as there is no offence in Malaysia Law. Actually some time I do feel salute to them cos they put in so much energy, effort and time to set the record.

After review back most of the records, I don’t actually care who the biggest ass is or widest cunt belongs to but what I actually care is –is there any meaningful record are set?

Think back,

Any ‘bolehan’ can set the record of :

Highest IQ in the world?
The most innovative invention?
The most profit company?
The smartest scientist?
The best drugs can safe more people?

The answer is still pending…..

Hope some of the qualitative Malaysian can contribute a qualitative result but no the quantitative result.

To all the quantitative ‘bolehan’,

Save your extra energy and do the meaningful thing. Think back the sate you have made, the lemang that you cook, the sarong you have build. Where are they? In your stomach or collected by Alam Flora? Any other good reason besides just being to in the ‘Malaysia Book of Record’? I think you know the answer better than anyone who looking this blog.

don't be greedy....

my mother's car plate number has drawn twice in less then two weeks. this make me think that the lucky star still shining for our family.

decide to give it a try on buying the lotery ticket in KTM ( Kuda, Toto, Magnum).

i'm not a frequent buyer. i think i buy once around few month time.

this time i make an investment on 'pao' the number with $1 big and $1 small for KTM ( Kuda, Toto, Magnum). it cost RM 66 for total investment.

around 5.30 pm. feel that the number might come out again. so do the last minutes investment of $1 big and $1 small with the 'private' tauke.

after 7pm. my handphone never rang. i think this give the answer of-- you are not winning any prize either from K.T. or M

today, after work and get back home. take out the news paper and take out the lotery ticket. check the number one by one.....

answer come out from my mouth is - f**k!!!!!

this story tell us..... do not be greedy. don't waste unnecessary money on unnecessary thing.

!#$#%$^&^%.....

Engrish in China

check this out guys! just received an email from a fren.

it is about the high standard of engrish found in China. i think the people who make this signboard is graduated from 'Dunnowhich' U.

personally, i like the sign of 'Fuck the certain price of goods'. i think this is a good fuck.

Believe it or not

My mom’s car number strike twice for the first price in Magnum 4D in less then two weeks!!

Well, it doesn’t make any impact for our family cos all of us do not have the habit of number buying.

Let see how many time this number will come out for the 4D industry.

By the way, the number is 6286

Feel free to buy this number. If you all hit, just buy me a tea. ok?

Another 'Malaysia Boleh'

Reading the front page of SinChew Business today, I only realize that we are having 1001 listed company in our KLSE (Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange)(statistic is calculated until 19 august 2005)- Great !!!!Another ‘Malaysia Boleh’

639 companies listed in the main board (63.9%)
272 in second board (27.2%)
90 in MESDAQ (0.9%)

With the number of listed companies that Malaysia have, it has exceeded the number of companies that Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, Philippines and other major stock market in South East Asia.

However, in terms of the market value, Malaysia’s stock market still far way behind from his brother—Singapore.

What’s wrong of Malaysia’s stock market? Have the quantity but not the quality. Is there a room for the stock market to perform better?

As far as I know, Singapore is a small island with no natural mineral as Malaysia. Why can Singapore do so well in their economy?

Is there anything doing with the NEP? (Which is outdated tones of years but some hero make it an issue recently)

Is there anything doing with the ‘bumiputra’? (What the fuck is this word? I can’t find it in the latest edition of Oxford Dictionary)

It there anything doing with the fair competition among people?

Is there anything doing with the attitude of some majority people?

Is there anything doing with the…..what the fuck!!!! Do I have the right to say it out when I’m in Malaysia????

I love my country but does my country love me?

What I wish for is the fairness treatment.

Is that simple only.

Unwelcome guest in Hungry Ghost Festival 14th July

Hungry Ghost Festival is celebrating among Chinese in Malaysia. Today which dated 14th July (Chinese Lunar Calendar) is the day that hungry ghost are released from the hell and come to the earth. People are praying by burning ‘Hell money’ for the ghost which wondering around the street for proctection and away from bad luck .

Around 8pm, my two dogs begin to haul and it seems not a good sign for the night. Not suitable for night activity or going out tonight.

However, I still need to go to my customer place to collect the payment tonight. Sigh... (I’m not loan shark).

First, go to pasar malam near customer place and brought two DVD.

Turn to my customer restaurant and collect the payment.

Go home.

When I enter my house and change my cloth in my clothing room suddenly feel not comfortable…..a black shadow move very fast out from the room….just a few seconds, another shadow move with the same speed out from the room…..


An unwelcome guest appeared…..


Guess what?


A ghost who is wondering along the street and follow me to my house????


No, No, No (大吉利事)

Two stuart little rush out dunno where with the speed of 20km/h and turn into my living hall. Without any delay, I took a small stick and start to have a battle with two unwelcome guess.

Here is the photo of the intruders after the battle between:

Human vs. Stuart Little

Rockstar:INXS

Just finish watching the show ROCKSTAR : INXS.

At this stage, I like two performance which performed by TY with the song No Woman No Cry and this week Mig’s performance. Very natural performance.

Actually Marty’s performance is good too for this week. The song was Britney Spear’s Hit Me Baby One More Time which is chosen by INXS. It is a difficult song to perform in rock version. However, Marty manage to perform it with the rock version which I felt good.

which part are u living in?

hey guys! i've just refound a photo that i seen time ago.

which part are u living in?

great relax after few days of haze suffering

so long never step into the driving range.come back home early and have one section on it. wow, the grass was so green and my mood is so good. feel more relax after few year never exercise.expect the body pain next day.

not much ppl in the driving range today.(maybe its too early). a few new golfer today. i think they are student.

i've just remember when i was first playing this game....feel annoying when can't hit the tiny golf ball. well, i'm still not good enough today. still a long way to go.

Finally I am enjoying human basic need in life—a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for the rain felt yesterday night and it helps to clean up the haze caused by the forest fire from Indonesia.

Here is the beautiful sky that captured above my house 6.15pm.

Now only I realized that how important the fresh air is.

Stop polluting our planet!!!!

We only have one planet and hope we will not destroy it by our self!

One Finger Salute: Part 1

One finger salute to those who set the fire in Indonesia's Riau and North Sumatra provinces on Sumatra island

Another one finger salute for the authority in Indonesia for not doing anything on it!!!!

Just see the news on TV saying that the authority of Indonesia still not allowing the Malaysian rescue team get into their ‘beloved’ country due to a lot of fucking govt. procedures… fuck them!!!! Four fucking days we are suffered from the polluted air!!!!

Currently, Indonesia's Riau and North Sumatra provinces on Sumatra island where hundreds of forest fires are raging, sending pollutants across the Malacca Strait and onto Malaysia's central west coast.

Indonesian officials warned that the blazes, caused by illegally using fire to clear land on Sumatra island and Kalimantan, would worsen in coming weeks. Fuck!!!

How bad is the air pollution here? See the Air Pollutant Index API first:

Under the air quality index:
less than 50 is good,
51-100 is moderate,
101-200 is unhealthy,
200-300 is very unhealthy
more than 300 is hazardous.

Air Pollutant Index (API) at 11am, Aug 12, 2005
Seri Manjung 111
Tanjung Malim 128
Gombak 325
Pelabuhan Kelang 314
Petaling Jaya 363
Country Heights, Kajang 259
Shah Alam 412
Kuala Selangor 293
Kuala Lumpur 365
Putrajaya 351
Nilai 186
Seremban 147
Bukit Rambai 106
Jerantut 116

Health Minister Chua Soi Lek said the crisis was already having an impact on health, with clinics reporting a 150 percent increase in asthma attacks and higher rates of upper respiratory tract conditions and eye problems.

Kuala Lumpur's second airport at Subang was closed until further notice as visibility sank to less than 300 metres (990 feet) and contingency plans were made in case the country's main airport has to shut, Transport Minister Chan Kong Choy said.

In Kuala Lumpur office workers pressed handkerchiefs to their faces as they ventured outside. The tops of the Petronas Towers, once the world's tallest buildings, were almost invisible.

Northport, one of three port facilities at Port Klang, was forced to temporarily suspended its operations Wednesday as visibility fell to 200 metres, the official Bernama news agency said.

In 1997 and 1998 choking haze caused mainly by Indonesian forest fires enveloped parts of Southeast Asia including Malaysia for months, causing an estimated 9.3 billion dollars in economic losses to the region. I wonder how much unnecessary economic losses caused by this fucking forest fires.