wow, what the fucking thing i've done?
yesterday around 5pm, i've received a call from Deniel. He tell me to wear nicely and join him to a diner in Federal Hotel, KL.
without thinking, i've confirmed and he will arrived at my house 10 minutes later.
half way to Federal Hotel, he told me that he is going for a speed date and have prepared two present. one for me and one for him.
WTF!!!!
SPEEDDD DATE????
i've
BEGGGG him to turn aorund and send me back.... i want no speed date! i dun wan the embarrase environment!
with no option, we arrived Federal Hotel JIT ( just in time) .
environment freezeed. walking into the ball room. one lady come and greet us. later lead us to a table to register. fuck! need to pay RM 50 for this fucking function!
without delaying, quickly went to find some food outsite the ball room. very hungry. eat like a lion and tiger!
looking into the ball room, not much ppl coming. around 20 ppl. the organiser encourage us to have tea inside the room with the arrangement they've made so that we can talk with the opposite sex.
the organiser put me into a table with 1
lady girl and two other man. one is designer ( not as handsome as me haha) who very'lan si' and one guy working in Hitachi Bangi. he look like a bit 'pondan' but one thing i've confirm he is not gay. ( i've ask him). the
lady girl asking the same question again and again.
Q: what u did during CNY?
she can ask the same question to a guy three times!!!! no kidding! i think she is not a good listener or she has low memory space.
every 10 minutes, the organiser will change people for each table so that the ppl there have the chance to meet all ppl.
the most question i've come across are:
Q:wat is your
fucking name?
Q: where
the hell are you from?
Q:what
the fuck ur job is? (very the fucking and boring question!)
( most ppl talk a lot on the fucking shit of their work! they think they are most important ppl in their position and talk and talk and talk on their fucking job again ,again and again!)
( i think most of the ppl went for these function mostly because of their working environmnet have limited supply of opposite sex)
i think for this kind of function, the participant should more talk on their personality and their direction so that some opposite sex will know more about you not your fucking JOB!!!!
around 7pm. ppl arrived around 30. finally the speed date officially start!
with some low IQ game ( porpose is to break the ice) some guy managed to select their target female and went for massive attack!!!!
as for Daniel, he also went for Kiasu method! take all the contact number and want to contact one by one ! (to do the MLM business)
me just sitting there participate
happily and observe the event and how they organise the event. with two fucking hour there, the stupid speed date comes to the end.
desperate
housewife and men guys and
lady girl went into massive attack!!! without losing one single minutes, they take contact number one another! some lovely girl and lady come and take my contact too!!!( not bad wat!)
if the function have 'The Most Passive Award' and 'The Most "Happy" Award', i think i deserved it!
moral of this real life story:- Ask before you jump into a fren's car.
- no need to pay so high price to know a opposite sex
- no need to be embarass cos most ppl there have only one purpose.( to get hook!)
- if you are too young, pls dun waste your money and time there!
