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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Stupid Soap Operah


Name :Pig Head
Sex : twice a week
Hide Out : earth
Interest : travel, sport, rock music, X-tream things ….what ever thingsssss
Best Fren : Loan Shark, Prof. Alien…..some more to come….


Location: One mamak store some where around Malaysia.

Pig Head : watzzup bro?so free call me yum char?
Prof. Alien : Yalo, nothing to do ma….
Loan Shark : market so quite la…. even me don’t hv business…can’t collect back
money…. tiu!
Pig Head : wat? ur business is slow? My one quite ok…
Prof. Alien : I though pork business is getting shit nowadays… your brother in Chine
kill few ppl ah… m’sia ppl dun scare meh?
Pig Head : different case lah… ppl come to my store not buy meat.
Prof. Alien : abutthen?
Pig Head : now I’ve new contract with few ‘A Long’ (Loan Shark)
Loan Shark : wat to do with my frens?
Pig Head : don’t u know the secret of money collection for Malaysia’s A Long?
Prof. Alien : put on poster of your photostat IC & picture all round your residence
area, work place.
Loan Shark : Lock your house gate and spray lot of $$$$$$$$ sign on your house.
Pig Head : well you have lost the most important part: hang pig head on the kaki
busuk house! sure that ‘pokkai’ give u money immediately!
Pig Head : bro, if you have problem in collection, come my store. I give u discount
on my pig head. RSVP


 
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